A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them...
Jo Hua, So Hua.
Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour.??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U continue to do so.
Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?"
Friend : Me too, after you leave.
Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked
what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Twins were born to a sardarji,. he could not sleep for the whole night. why????
he kept wondering who is the father of the second child
Teacher : what do you want to become?
Lil johny : doctor !!
Teacher : why?
Lil johny : coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Woman complaining to dentist: it's so painful, i'd rather have a baby, than have a tooth removed.
Dentist : make up ! your mind soon, i'll adjust the chair accordingly.
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