Sunday, November 20, 2005

Heights!!!

Pls. do not feel offended with the contents, take it light!


Height of patience:

A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Height of frustration:

A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence:

A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.

Height of Unemployment:

Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

Height of laziness:

A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

Height of Competition:

A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

Height of Technology:

Condom with zip.

Height of Trouble:

A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his butt is itching.

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