Laws of Coincidence!!!

LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of bathroom:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Good one...

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said:
Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic

Man: No, I want u 2 treat me.

Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.

Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.

Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is I get up in the morning like a horse, I go to work like a deer, I work all day like a donkey, I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog, I play with my children like a monkey, I am like a rabbit in front of my wife.

Doctor asked: Do you work in DUBAI ?

Man: Yes

Doctor yelled: Come, no body can treat you better than me !!!