Monday, November 28, 2005

1 liners...

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.
-- Elbert Hubbard

"Always" and "never" are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wndell Johnson

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
-- Joey Adams

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