Thursday, October 13, 2005

A realistic joke...

A young girl missed her period for two months...Very worried; the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant now.....

Shouting, Cursing, Crying, the mother scream: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know...!”

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari Car stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with dark hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house slowly...

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take the responsibility..

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach Villa and a $1,000,000 bank account …

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, 5 factories each and $5,000,000 for each child.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: " You Can Try Again ! "

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