Airline jokes

Monarch International Airlines, arriving at the Gibraltar Internation Airport in Spain.

Some more pictures are available at :
http://www.airliners.net/search/photo.search?countrysearch=Gibraltar&distinct_entry=true

US Airways flight crossing, somewhere in United States

I've always been very big fan of aircrafts and airlines. I was goin thru the net and found these intersting jokes:

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

"Last one off the plane must clean it."

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

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This link will take u to a page containing pictures of an Continental Airlines of USA
http://www.ssqq.com/archive/stupidity02.htm