Saturday, December 31, 2005

Know Jamshedpur town in Jharkhand, India

Dear All,

This article makes me, real proud to have had the opprtunity to once be a part of Taj Hotels a division of Tata Group..... I am sure, u will definitely be enlightened with this article.

Lakshmi Mittal's article on visit to Jharkhand...Jamshedpur

I visited Jamshedpur over the weekend to see for myself an India that is fast disappearing despite all the wolf-cries of people like Narayanamurthy and his ilk. It is one thing to talk and quite another to do and I am delighted to tell you that Ratan Tata has kept alive the legacy of perhaps Indias finest industrialist J.N. Tata. Something that some people doubted when Ratan took over the House of the Tatas but in hindsight, the best thing to have happened to the Tatas is unquestionably Ratan. I was amazed to see the extent of corporate philanthropy and this is no exaggeration.

For the breed that talks about corporate social responsibility and talks about the role of corporate India, a visit to Jamshedpur is a must.

Go there and see the amount of money they pump into keeping the town going; see the smiling faces of workers in a region known for industrial unrest; see the standard of living in a city that is almost isolated from the mess in the rest of the country.

This is not meant to be a puff piece. I have nothing to do with Tata Steel, but I strongly believe the message of hope and the message of goodness that they are spreading is worth sharing. The fact that you do have companies in India which look at workers as human beings and who do not blow their software trumpet of having changed lives. In fact, I asked Mr Muthurman, the Managing Director, as to why he was so quiet about all they had done and all he could offer in return was a smile wrapped in humility, which said it all. They have done so much more Since I last visited Jamshedpur, which was in 1992. The town has obviously got busier but the values thankfully haven't changed. The food is still as amazing as it always was and I gorged, as I would normally do. I visited the plant and the last time I did that was with Russi Mody.

But the plant this time was gleaming and far from what it used to be. Greener and cleaner and a tribute to environment management. You could have been in the mountains. Such was the quality of air I inhaled! There was no belching smoke; no tired faces and so many more women workers, even on the shop floor. This is true gender equality and not the kind that is often espoused at seminars organised by angry activists. I met so many old friends. Most of them have aged but not grown old. There was a spring in the air which came from a certain calmness which has always been the hallmark of Jamshedpur and something I savoured for a full two days in between receiving messages of how boring and decrepit the Lacklustre Fashion Weak was.

It is at times such as this that our city lives seem so meaningless. Jamsetji Nusserwanji Tata had created an edifice that is today a robust company and it is not about profits and about valuation. It is not about who becomes a millionaire and who doesnt'. It is about getting the job done with dignity and respect keeping the age-old values intact and this is what I learnt.

I jokingly asked someone as to whether they ever thought of joining an Infosys or a Wipro and pat came the reply: "We are not interested in becoming crorepatis but in making others crorepatis."

Which is exactly what the Tatas have done for years in and around Jamshedpur. Very few people know that Jamshedpur has been selected as a UN Global Compact City, edging out the other nominee from India, Bangalore. Selected because of the quality of life, because of the conditions of sanitation and roads and welfare. If this is not a tribute to industrial India, then what is?

Today, Indian needs several Jamshedpurs but it also needs this Jamshedpur to be given its fair due, its recognition. I am tired of campus visits being publicised to the Infosys and the Wipros of the world. Modern India is being built in Jamshedpur as we speak. An India built on the strength of core convictions and nothing was more apparent about that than the experiment with truth and reality that Tata Steel is conducting at Pipla.

Forty-eight tribal girls (yes, tribal girls who these corrupt and evil politicians only talk about but do nothing for) are being educated through a residential program over nine months. I went to visit them and I spoke to them in a language that they have just learnt: Bengali. Eight weeks ago, they could only speak in Sainthali, their local dialect. But today, they are brimming with a confidence that will bring tears to your eyes. It did to mine.

One of them has just been selected to represent Jharkand in the state archery competition. They have their own womens football team and whats more they are now fond of education. It is a passion and not a burden. This was possible because I guess people like Ratan Tata and Muthurman havent sold their souls to some business management drivel, which tells us that we must only do business and nothing else. The fact that not one Tata executive has been touched by the Naxalites in that area talks about the social respect that the Tatas have earned.

The Tatas do not need this piece to be praised and lauded. My intent is to share the larger picture that we so often miss in the haze of the slime and sleaze that politics imparts. My submission to those who use phrases such as "feel-good" and "India Shining" is first visit Jamshedpur to understand what it all means.

See Tata Steel in action to know what companies can do if they wish to. And what corporate India needs to do. Murli Manohar Joshi would be better off seeing what Tata Steel has done by creating the Xavier Institute of Tribal Education rather than by proffering excuses for the imbroglio in the IIMs. This is where the Advanis and Vajpayees need to pay homage. Not to all the Sai Babas and the Hugging saints that they are so busy with. India is changing inspite of them and they need to realise that.

I couldn't have spent a more humane and wonderful weekend. Jamshedpur is an eye-opener and a role model, which should be made mandatory for replication. I saw corporate India actually participate in basic nation-building, for when these tribal girls go back to their villages, they will return with knowledge that will truly be life-altering.

Corporate India can do it but most of the time is willing to shy away. For those corporate leaders who are happier winning awards and being interviewed on their choice of clothes, my advise is visit Tata Steel, spend some days at Jamshedpur and see a nation's transformation. That is true service and true nationalism.

Tata Steel will celebrate 100 years of existence in 2007. It won't be just a milestone in this company's history. It will be a milestone, to my mind of corporate transparency and generosity in this country. It is indeed fitting that Ratan Tata today heads a group which has people who are committed to nation-building than just building inflluence and power. JRD must be smiling wherever he is. And so must Jamsetji Nusserwanji. These people today, have literally climbed every last blue mountain. And continue to do so with vigour and passion. Thank god for the Tatas!

Hangover Helper !.!.!.

I read through the below and thought about posting it in my blog, as we have just celebrated the completion of 2005 and marked the beginning of new year 2006.

I am not sure about having juices or fruits, as i have seen many people take these with drinks to get a high faster, coz of the sugar contents. I remember on my friends birthday, one of my other friend had so much sweet stuff, that he was one amongst the early birds to crash on the couch.

So, Cheers. . .

8 remedies for a rapid recovery
by Tiffany Owens for MSN Health & Fitness

Like many worldwide, you've probably been celebrating the holidays with spirit—and spirits. If the drinks have been flowing fast and furious, you may be left feeling more than a little green around the gills in the morning. But it won't take a miracle to get you through the day.

So what’s the quickest road to recovery? The first step may be to realize what’s going on inside your body.

Why hangovers happen

Typically, it takes the average 150-pound man’s body about an hour to metabolize one ounce of alcohol, the equivalent of one bottle of beer, glass of wine, or standard shot of hard liquor. According to the Bayer Aspirin Company, hangovers can result from an average of just 3.2 drinks.

Because different alcoholic drinks also have different congeners (the natural byproduct of fermentation), combining these various impurities can result in particularly severe hangover symptoms – the higher the congener content, the greater the hangover. Gin and vodka contain the fewest congeners, while bourbon, red wine, brandy, whiskey and tequila claim the most.

Additionally, the carbonation in beer actually speeds up the absorption of alcohol. Therefore, consuming beer after liquor gives the body even less time than usual to process the resulting acetaldehyde, a resulting toxin that the latest research suggests may be responsible for the worst of your hangover symptoms.

8 ways to feel better faster

In P.T. Elliott’s drinking lore book, 100 Proof, celebrities swear by their own special brand of hangover cures. For instance, Frank Sinatra claimed gin and cream to be “just the ticket” for the morning after, while Roger “the other Bond” Moore devoured ice cream. Alice Cooper eased his unwelcome nightmares with a mixture of tuna fish, pistachio ice cream and milk.

But if the very idea of any of these star-studded remedies send you running for the hills (or the bathroom), here are eight more palatable alternatives to aid in speedy hangover recovery.

Water: Replenishing the body's water supply after a night of drinking not only combats dehydration, but also helps to dilute leftover toxins in the stomach. Adding sugar or honey helps balance blood sugar levels and carbonated mineral water may help soothe an upset stomach. Non-caffeinated sports drinks can help to achieve the same effect and replenish electrolytes as well. Note: The dirty little secret to most of the purported "miracle” hangover cures may, in fact, merely be the amount of water ingested when taking them.

Juice: The fructose, or fruit sugar, in juice naturally increases the body's energy. Studies have shown that it also speeds the rate at which the body rids itself of lingering alcohol-related toxins. Fruit juice is also high in vitamins and nutrients that were depleted the night before because of alcohol's diuretic effect.

Fruit: Eat plenty of fresh fruit to cleanse and rehydrate your system. Bananas, kiwis, apples, melons or citrus fruits are all excellent choices to provide lost electrolytes and potassium.

Eggs: Not only do they provide first-rate protein, zinc and B vitamins for added energy, but eggs are easily digestible and contain large amounts of cysteine, the amino acid that breaks down acetaldehyde.

Vitamins: While multi-vitamin supplements are always helpful, two in particular – B-complex and C vitamins – are touted to help relieve hangovers. B vitamins help to combat stress, including physical stress from overexposure to methanol (found in red wine and cognac) and sulfites (a preservative). B1 or Thiamin also helps maintain normal nervous system, heart and muscle function and is believed to reduce feelings of lethargy and depression, while increasing appetite and alertness. Vitamin C is a superb antioxidant and helps minimize tissue damage and hangover discomfort.

Pain-relievers: Yes, a hangover's just not a hangover without a hammering headache. Aspirin and ibuprofen are great for relieving a throbbing head and reducing inflammation of tissues, but avoid acetaminophen (found in Tylenol and other pain relievers), which may cause severe liver damage when taken after drinking.

Milk Thistle: A commonly prescribed herb for people with liver problems, milk thistle helps the liver function properly, by aiding in alcohol processing and eliminating lingering toxins more efficiently.

Hair of the dog: It's a legendary, if not controversial, hangover remedy: a small morning-after drink to bring your blood-alcohol level back up. Salvatore Calabrese, Britain’s legendary bartender and author of How to Cure a Hangover, has meticulously studied and poured antidotes for every type of hangover during his 30-plus years in the business. It all began with Calabrese’s own first hangover, when his mother whipped up a curious concoction of egg yolk, chili, lemon juice and sweet marsala wine (known as “Rosa’s Magical Cure” in his book), which aided him in a faster recovery. "It's important to know just what sort of dog you are referring to," he says. "Is it a little Chihuahua, which you needn't worry about too much, or a huge Great Dane?"

But contrary to popular belief, Calabrese notes that it’s often not just the alcohol that helps. For instance, Bloody Marys owe much of their renowned “healing” properties to the tomato juice’s vitamin C and potassium – not merely the vodka.

But be warned, any hair-of-the-dog relief gained is only temporary. Your body will still have to work hard to break down the newly added toxins too.

Of course, the only complete cure for a hangover is time. But the above remedies, combined with a little rest and TLC, can go a long way to help speed up the often painful recuperative process

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PLAY SAFE AFTER DRINKS - know ur limits
A grown-up is someone who suffers from responsibility.

They who are afraid to ask are ashamed of learning.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

Sermons and biscuits are improved by shortening.

SHARED THOTS. . .

Got these from my Uncle Mohandas from Kuwait. Sending Shared Thots is a regular feature from him and he's real good at it. So here it goes;

It was a sports stadium. Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running. Hardly Have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down, due to bruises and pain she started crying.

When other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.

One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired 'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl, pacified her, two of them held The girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked Together and reached the winning post.

Officials were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!

YES. This happened in Hyderabad, recently !
The sport was conducted by! National Institute of Mental Health. All These special girls had come to participate in this event. They are spastic children. Yes, they were mentally retarded.

What did they teach this world?
Teamwork? Humanity? Equality among all? . . . . . . . ????
Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are Not felt far behind, they stay connected.

*SUCCESS IS NOT DEFINED BY OBTAINING EVERYTHING YOU WANT, BUT BY APPRECIATING EVERYTHING YOU HAVE*

did u know these about BaNgAlOrE. . .

• Has the impeccable record of highest growth in 20 years.
• Has highest number of Pubs in Asia.
• Has highest number of cigarette smokers in India.
• Has the highest number of software companies in India 212, followed by Hyderabad -108, Pune - 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of India.
• Has 21 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in any given city. Bangalore University has 57 Engineering Colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.
• Is the only city in the world to have commercial and defence airport operating from the same strip.
• Has highest number of Public sectors and Government organizations in India.
• Bangalore university has highest number of students going Abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.
• Bangalore has only 41% of local population(i.e.Kannadigas). Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 21% Tamilians, 15% Telugites, 11% Keralites, 6% Europeans, 6% a mixture of all
races.
• Bangalore police has the reputation of being the third best in India after New Delhi and TamilNadu Police.
• Has the highest density of traffic in India.
• Has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.
• Bangalore is considered the Fashion Capital of East comparable to Paris.
• Rated the cleanest city in India.
• Has produced the maximum International Sports persons in India for all sports ahead of even Mumbai & Delhi.
• Has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for Nobel Prize nominations.
• Has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Bangalore (except Gulf).

Monday, December 26, 2005

Best answers by a 1st grade boy ! ! !

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students

The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her,

"I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

ShArEd ThOtS. . . 7th Dec'05

This is again part of the 'shared thots' for 7th December 2005, from my Uncle.

Some of the below proverbs are quite nice, others very bland, basicaaly I could not figure them out. So here they are:-

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Man who run in front of car get tired
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Again forwarded to me by my uncle thru his regular 'Shared Thots' mail.

read the story below and am sure, u all will b very moved by this:
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This simple show of concern...or... absolute bond between two living creatures is a touching tale and a reminder that such pure love does not exist among living creatures without tail.....
thank you Bindu.

NAIROBI (AFP) - A baby hippopotamus that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast has formed a strong bond with a giant male century-old tortoise, in an animal facility in the port city of Mombassa , officials said.

The hippopotamus, nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean , then forced back to shore when tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on December 26, before wildlife rangers rescued him.

"It is incredible. A-less-than-a-year-old hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems to be very happy with being a 'mother'," ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is in charge of Lafarge Park , told AFP.

"After it was swept and lost its mother, the hippo was traumatized. It had to look for something to be a surrogate mother. Fortunately, it landed on the tortoise and established a strong bond. They swim, eat and sleep together," the ecologist added. "The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it follows its mother. If somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother," Kahumbu added.

"The hippo is a young baby, he was left at a very tender age and by nature, hippos are social animals that like to stay with their mothers for four years," he explained.

SHARED THOTS

When I first read these, I was quite amazed by the trueness of these. I received these from my Uncle in Kuwait.

Thank you Balu, very EASY to read and delete, but DIFFICULT to retain within us ……..this world would be heaven, if everyone practices these in everyday life..
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EASY & DIFFICULT

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value...

Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...

Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...

Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...

Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...

Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy to read this
Difficult to follow

Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings

Culture & Discipline

A fundamental problem affecting the quality of public services in India is indiscipline amongst both providers and users. The culture of indiscipline begins at the top when important people feel they are above the rules, says Arun Maira.

THE King of Sweden inaugurated the annual Tallberg Forum in July 2005 and decided to stay on to attend some of the sessions. I was lucky to find one of the last remaining chairs in a popular session the next day. A little later, I felt someone, who could not find a chair, standing beside me. Looking up, I found it was the King himself! Someone else noticed him and pointed him to a vacant chair in another part of the room. In Sweden it did not seem unusual to find the King waiting behind others.

Before the start of another session in Tallberg, I was in animated conversation with a Swedish executive. A distinguished looking older man came up and asked if he could sit in the vacant chair next to us. The Swede turned to him and said that we were all assigned to groups and he would find his name in the lists posted at the door. So the gentleman walked back to the door, but reappeared a few minutes later and sat down with us. When the conversation was over, he introduced himself to me. He was Peter Wallenberg. The Wallenbergs are perhaps the richest and most powerful Swedish industrial family. It did not seem unusual in Sweden that a Wallenberg should be treated, and expect to be treated, like everyone else.

Last June, I was sitting in a plane boarding passengers from Delhi to Mumbai. Union minister for agriculture Sharad Pawar came on board carrying his hand-bag which he himself put into the overhead locker and then sat down waiting for other passengers to board. This was unusual; because in India it is customary for VIPs to be escorted into the plane at the very last minute with airline staff carrying their bags for them. The airline coach into which the passengers disembarked in Mumbai got held up on the tarmac due to 'VIP' movements in the airport. Soon a jeep with red light flashing came to take Mr Pawar off the coach to the terminal. He refused, saying that everyone on the coach was in a hurry. Very soon, an alternative route was cleared and all the coaches that had been stranded reached the terminal.

Running to check in at the Mumbai airport a few weeks back, I turned and found Ratan Tata behind me, pulling along his carry-on. The airline staff also saw him and rushed to grab his bag and offered to get him a boarding pass. He would have none of it. He was in queue behind me and the others, he said. This is rare in India, where some 'important' businessmen only show up at the last minute, their staff having already checked their bags and obtained their boarding passes for them.

The Swedes are disciplined and have the best run public services in the world which work for all, rich and poor. A fundamental problem affecting the quality of public services in India, whether they are provided by the public or private sectors, is indiscipline amongst both providers and users. We must change our basic Indian culture of indiscipline, people say. There are two requirements to change cultures. The first is to begin with simple things that affect everybody and the results of which can be made visible very soon, like house-keeping as the first step to create a culture of high quality. The second requirement is to begin at the top, with the people who should lead and show the way. For example, the CEO should stoop to pick up the trash paper on the shop floor rather than asking his aide to do it.

HOWEVER, it is not easy for people at the top to forego their privileges. In the 1970s, when some executives determined to create a new culture in Telco's new factories in Pune that would be more egalitarian and less status oriented than the culture in any other Indian factory at the time (including factories of MNCs), they proposed eliminating separate canteens for managers and asking managers to queue with workers in the same canteens; also that the security staff would stop managers' cars in their sample checks of vehicles at the factory exits. Some managers resisted the changes with two arguments. One was that symbols of difference are necessary to strengthen the authority of people in charge — which is the age-old argument for providing the King with a crown and dazzling clothes to improve the authority of the King's government!

The other argument was that senior managers' time is more precious than time of workers and hence they should not have to wait in queues in the canteen or at the security gates. This same argument would justify CEOs and ministers arriving at the last minute to board planes with their bags having been checked in before hand. But imagine the embarrassment of a senior Tata executive who self-importantly rushed onto a plane in Mumbai that had been held up a few minutes to wait for him. The first person he saw sitting amongst the fuming passengers was none other than J R D Tata! JRD had checked in punctually with the other passengers with no pretensions about the greater importance of his time.

Another reason why top people must use the same facilities as the masses is to know what the real state of affairs is. Sumant Moolgaokar, chairman of Telco, would occasionally stop on his tours of the Pune factories to use the workers' toilets. And if they were not clean, God help the resident director! So the resident director got into the habit of using the toilets himself, just to be sure. Some years ago, the India Brand Equity Foundation, presenting foreign investors' impressions to Indian CEOs and government officials, pointed out the delays visitors faced in the immigration and customs' queues at our airports. Some Indian CEOs were surprised. They did not know how bad it felt because they were whisked through by special escorts! Fortunately, this was looked into and now, I am glad to say one can clear out of our airports even faster than in America and Europe, even though the infrastructure in our airports is poorer. Culture is not about hardware: it is about software — the attitudes and behaviour of people. Money is not required to change culture: leadership is.

(The author is chairman, Boston Consulting Group, India)

Monday, December 05, 2005

Peeling Away The Layers. . .

Trees Shedding Their Bark

Trees grow up through their branches and down through their roots into the earth. They also grow wider with each passing year. As they do, they shed the bark that served to protect them but now is no longer big enough to contain them. In the same way, we create boundaries and develop defenses to protect ourselves and then, at a certain point, we outgrow them. If we don't allow ourselves to shed our protective layer, we can't expand to our full potential.

Trees need their protective bark to enable the delicate process of growth and renewal to unfold without threat. Likewise, we need our boundaries and defenses so that the more vulnerable parts of ourselves can safely heal and unfold. But our growth also depends upon our ability to soften, loosen, and shed boundaries and defenses we no longer need. It is often the case in life that structures we put in place to help us grow eventually become constricting.

Unlike a tree, we must consciously decide when it's time to shed our bark and expand our boundaries, so we can move into our next ring of growth. Many spiritual teachers have suggested that our egos don't disappear so much as they become large enough to hold more than just our small sense of self-the boundary of self widens to contain people and beings other than just "me." Each time we shed a layer of defensiveness or ease up on a boundary that we no longer need, we metaphorically become bigger people. With this in mind, it is important that we take time to question our boundaries and defenses. While it is essential to set and honor the protective barriers we have put in place, it is equally important that we soften and release them when the time comes. In doing so, we create the space for our next phase of growth.

Top 10 World Aids Slogan. . .

1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize


Received as mail, from Mr. Anuj

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Humor is not Uniform . . .

(Thanks Mr. Anuj, for forwarding me these)

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... "
--Sir Norman Wisdom

" One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."
--Edgar Watson Howe

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! "
--Doug Larson

"A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! "
--Eric Bolton

" When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
--Erno Philips

" I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
--Robert Paul

" We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
--Phyllis Diller

" Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "
--Victor Borge

"Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
--W.C. Fields

" Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
--Will Rogers

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. "
Mickey Rooney

" Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. "
--Tim Allen

"If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks."
--Rita Rudner

" I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. "
--Woody Allen

" Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
--Erica Jong

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. "
--Elbert Hubbard

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. "
--Wendell Johnson

" In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out."
--Joey Adams

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. "
--Henry Youngman

"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? "
--Benny Hill

" Nothin is Impossible in this world. The word Impossible itself says I'm Possible"
--Hussain Bhindarwala

Friday, December 02, 2005

Going Away To Go Within...

Retreat

Occasionally, we need to pause - and step away from the hustle and bustle of modern life. One way to do this is to get away from our daily life and go on retreat. Far more than a vacation, a retreat offers us time to ourselves to rest, heal, reflect, and renew our spirit. It is a time to cocoon so that we may emerge renewed, refreshed, and ready to return to our everyday lives with a new perspective. A retreat gives us time for uninterrupted meditation so that we may go deep within and spend time with ourselves.

A retreat may offer quiet, solitude, and sometimes even silence. Retreats often take place in humble dwellings with simple fare so that our senses may be reawakened to the beauty of unadorned tastes and the sights and sounds of nature. When we spend days in contemplation, we can more easily hear our heart when it speaks to us. We also are able to really listen when a bird sings, deeply breathe in the smell of flowers, grass, or earth, and delight in a soft breeze blowing on our cheek. When we go on retreat we have time to connect to the sacred geometry of a labyrinth, discover epiphanies through asanas, or take a long, reflective walk through the woods where we can give each step our full attention.

Without the pull of deadlines, relationships, the Internet, or other media, we give ourselves time to go deep into our own solitude where we can fully reflect on our joys, sorrows, and fears, owning and releasing them as needed. We may even come to know and understand our life path more deeply. Hopefully, when we return home, we can take a little bit of this time alone back with us and create the space for deep reflection on a daily basis. We also may come back to our life renewed and ready to take on the world. The beauty of going on retreat is that no matter where you go or how long you stay, you'll always meet yourself when you get there.

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Good ones...

I'm not into working out. My philosophy:
No pain, no pain.
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I am in shape.
Round's a shape.
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why
kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full
effect of alphabet soup?
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should
have been more specific.
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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face
he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a
car he sticks his head out the window.
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than
you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started
walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97
today and we don't know where she is.
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes
they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I
go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter
how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four Americans is suffering from some form of mental
illness. Think of your three best friends. If they
are okay, then it's you.
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Got the above from the link http://www.rakkav.com

some more jokes. . .

"Dormitory" - Dirty Room

"Desperation" - A Rope Ends It

"The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots

"Slot Machines" - Cash Lost in 'em

"Animosity" - Is No Amity

"Mother-in-law" - Woman Hitler

"Snooze Alarms" - Alas! No More Z's

"Alec Guinness" - Genuine Class

"Semolina" - Is No Meal

"The Public Art Galleries" - Large Picture Halls, I Bet

"A Decimal Point" - I'm a Dot in Place

"The Earthquakes" - That Queer Shake

"Eleven plus two" - Twelve plus one

"Contradiction" - Accord not in it



Here are some big daddy ones...

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

Anagram: "A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"

"President Clinton of the USA."

Anagram: "To copulate he finds interns."

Airline humor....

Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

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United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage that shifted during our so called "touch down."

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From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.

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Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
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Pilot: Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM two-four-two request start up and push back, please.
Apron: KLM two-for-two expect start up in two hours.
Pilot: Please confirm: two hours delay?
Apron: Affirmative.
Pilot: In that case, cancel the good morning!
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The World's First Fully Computerized Airliner

The world's first fully computerised airliner was ready for its maiden flight with out pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman," a voice intoned as the airplane lifted off. "Welcome to the debut of the world's first fully computerised airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong........nothing can go wrong......nothing can go wrong......"

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Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation, but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency, and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane, and all the swimmers are on the right side."

After this announcement, all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later, the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.
The captain once again made an announcement, "Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane... "Thank You For Flying Lufthansa."
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Clean jokes (Mild ones)

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.

Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand.

"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.

"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."
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Walking home one night, this guy hears a, "Psst! Psst!-give me a hand with this pig would you?"

Looking into the shadows the guy sees his neighbor holding onto a restless and aggitated pig. "What the heck are you planning to do with that?" he asks.

"I'm carrying it indoors and putting in the bath tub."

"Why do you wanna do a crazy thing like that?"

"Well, you see, it's my wife. She is one of those women who knows EVERYTHING! I tell her that the price of petrol has shot up again...she says I know! I tell her there is more trouble in the East again ... she says I know! I tell her Francis down the street is getting a divorce and she knows that, too. Well, tomorrow morning, since she always gets up before me, I'll wait for her to come running to me screaming 'THERE'S A PIG IN THE
BATH! THERE'S A PIG IN BATH!'"

And I'll just turn to her and say, "Yeah, I know!"
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The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals:

"We knew Army cadets were involved because they cut through two fences to get to the goats, and 15 feet away there was an unlocked gate."
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Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea.

She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet, and so on.

When the first day came, Tommy eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school.

The next morning when his mother woke him up, he asked, "What for?" She told him it was time to get ready for school.

"What?" he asked. "Again?"
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Really true n meaningful (Easy vs Difficult)

EASY

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Easy is to talk without thinking

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.

Easy is to forgive others

Easy is to set rules.

Easy is to dream every night.

Easy is to show victory.

Easy is to admire a full moon.

Easy is to stumble with a stone.

Easy is to enjoy life every day.

Easy is to promise something to someone.

Easy is to say we love.

Easy is to criticize others.

Easy is to make mistakes.

Easy is to weep for a lost love.

Easy is to think about improving.

Easy is to think bad of others

Easy is to receive

Easy to read this

Easy is keep the friendship with words


DIFFICULT

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Difficult is to heal the wound...

Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Difficult is to follow them...

Difficult is to fight for a dream...

Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Difficult to see the other side...

Difficult is to get up...

Difficult to give its real value...

Difficult is to fulfill that promise...

Difficult is to show it every day...

Difficult is to improve oneself...

Difficult is to learn from them...

Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...

Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Difficult is to give

Difficult to follow

Difficult is to keep it with meanings


Got these thru mail from a friend of mine in Dubai. Thanks Imtiaz.