A guy is at the supermarket when a beautiful blonde waves at him and says hello.
He's taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, and he really should remember someone so beautiful. So he asks her, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my balls with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?"
"No," she says. "I'm your son's math teacher."
He's taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, and he really should remember someone so beautiful. So he asks her, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my balls with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass?"
"No," she says. "I'm your son's math teacher."
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