A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night after leaving the neighborhood pub.
While viewing the bedroom, they noticed a big brass gong hanging above his bed.
"What's that gong doing there?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock" the drunk answered.
"A talking clock, seriously?!" asked the astonished friend.
"Yup" answered the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" the drunk answered.
He picked up a large wooden mallet that was lying alongside the bed. He gave the gong a whack and stepped back. Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed "YOU DRUNKEN IDIOT!! IT'S 10 PAST 3 IN THE MORNING!!"
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