A guy is spending the holidays with his girlfriend's family. They're sleeping in separate bedrooms, and one night before they go off to bed the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Baby, would you give me a Lay?"
"Are you crazy?" she says. "My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
This goes on for a minute or two when, out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas. In a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a Lay. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down and do it himself. But for fuck's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom...."
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Baby, would you give me a Lay?"
"Are you crazy?" she says. "My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
This goes on for a minute or two when, out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas. In a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a Lay. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down and do it himself. But for fuck's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom...."
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