Sunday, October 11, 2020

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom

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John was a very dull boy. His peers called him "Father of fools"

When he was in a Private school he got the following results:

Maths = 2%
English = 5%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 1%

He was taken to a government school and got the following results;

Maths = 0%
English = 1%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 0%

His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Catholic school even though they were not catholic.

The First term John passed and was the  first in the class.

Maths = 90%
English = 93%
Science = 95%
Social sciences = 89%

His parents could not believe it.

They asked him how he managed to pass and he said;

*"When I saw  a man nailed on the cross at every corner of the school building, I knew that these teachers don't joke with students here, they will nail me too''*

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 _*The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom.*_

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