Friday, November 04, 2011

Side effects of alcohol.... And remedies!!!




Symptom:    Cold and humid feet.
Cause:       Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure:          Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward


Symptom:   The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause:       You're lying on the floor.
Cure:          Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.


Symptom:   The floor looks blurry.
Cause:       You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure:         Quickly refill your glass!


Symptom:   The floor is moving. *
Cause:        You're being dragged away.
Cure:          At least ask where they're taking you!


Symptom:    You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause:        You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure:           Stop making a fool of yourself!


Symptom:     Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause:         You're in the wrong house.
Cure:           Ask if they can point you to your house.


Symptom:     The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause:         You're in an ambulance.
Cure:           Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

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