Symptom: Cold and humid
feet.
Cause: Glass is being
held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass
until open end is facing upward
Symptom: The wall
facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on
the floor.
Cure: Position your
body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
Symptom: The floor
looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking
through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill
your glass!
Symptom: The floor is
moving. *
Cause: You're being
dragged away.
Cure: At least ask
where they're taking you!
Symptom: You hear echoes
every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your
glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure: Stop making a
fool of yourself!
Symptom: Your dad and
all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can
point you to your house.
Symptom: The room is
shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an
ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let
the professionals do their job.
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