Bar Notice. . .

Side effects of alcohol.... And remedies!!!

Symptom:    Cold and humid feet.

Cause:       Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).

Cure:          Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

Symptom:   The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause:       You're lying on the floor.

Cure:          Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

Symptom:   The floor looks blurry.

Cause:       You're looking through an empty glass.

Cure:         Quickly refill your glass!

Symptom:   The floor is moving. *

Cause:        You're being dragged away.

Cure:          At least ask where they're taking you!

Symptom:    You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause:        You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it

Cure:           Stop making a fool of yourself!

Symptom:     Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause:         You're in the wrong house.

Cure:           Ask if they can point you to your house.

Symptom:     The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.

Cause:         You're in an ambulance.

Cure:           Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.