this is from the table mat of Kamat Veg Rest in Sharjah.
- Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again
- Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
- When in charge, ponder:
When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
- Money can;t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours
- Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
- Time flies when you don't know what you're doing
- Committee is a group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary
- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate
- Its hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys
- Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river
- He who laughs last didn't get the joke
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of you action
- Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way
- Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?
- A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
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