A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a Bucket of cow dung in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".
The waiter says, "Sure Sir, coming right up." Waiter gets the Red Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Red Indian Drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of cow dung, throws it into The air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Red Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one Hand and bucket of cow dung in the other. He walks up to the counter and Says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".
The waiter says, "Whoa Sir! We are still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about?"
The Red Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for Upper Management Position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some crap, leave mess around for others to clean, disappear for rest of the day".
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