Husband n Wife!!!

Come Home

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You
see, his name is Bill
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Why divorce

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him

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Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now"

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Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man
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Why

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax:

Beer or Women? A man's dilemma....

A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
1 point for beer!

Beer is horrible when it is hot.
1 point for women!

A cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer!

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you.
If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
Draw! (it depends on your point of view...)

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere!
1 point for women!

The older beer is the better.
1 point for beer!

Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God!
1 point for women!

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you're normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're alcoholic.
1 point for women!

For a beer you pay taxes.
1 point for women!

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
1 point for beer!

You can always be sure that you're the first one "opening" a beer.
1 point for beer!

You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer!

A beer doesn't have a nagging mom.
1 point for beer!

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after.
1 point for beer!

FINAL SCORE: Beer beats women. (8 to 6)

If you're a woman and getting angry, think that a beer wouldn't.

Another point for beer! Final score: 9 to 6.

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I sum up by saying that both Women and Beer is needed, just that the importance will keep varying from time to time.