This blog is like me 'unpredictable', I've tried to cover all areas of interest from Humor to Articles to Cartoons to Videos to Photos. This blog contains all the kind of stuff that I like and probably is an extension of myself. . .
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
"I love you"
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to
live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved
him?’
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember.
The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text:
I love you, sweetheart.
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text
messages.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Who is this??
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
3. I love you too.
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don’t understand what you mean?
6. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time.
7. ?!?
8. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I asked you not to drink anymore. I’ll leave if you are tired of me??
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
CATCHING PIGS. . .
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had
some exchange students in the class.
One day while the class was in the lab, the professor
noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back
and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man
what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in
his back. He had been shot while fighting moaists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government.
In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and
asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild
pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch
line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by
finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The
pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn.
"When they are used to coming every day, you put a
fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they
get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up
another side of the fence.
"They get used to that and start to eat again. You
continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the
last side.
"The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to
come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate
on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their
freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught.
Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that
they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so
they accept their captivity."
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what
he sees happening in India.
The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism
and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such
as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax
exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant
crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our
freedoms, just a little at a time.
One should always remember two truths: "There is no
such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a
service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. "
If you see that all of this wonderful government
"help" is a problem confronting the future of democracy in
India, you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the
free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably delete
this email. But, God help us all when the gate slams shut!
Hence, Quote for today:
"In India the problems we face today are there
because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who
vote for a living."
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Story of Appreciation...
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.
He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.
The youth answered "none".
The youth answered, "My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees.
The director asked, " Where did your mother work?"
The youth answered, "My mother worked as clothes cleaner.
The director requested the youth to show his hands.
The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.
The youth answered, "Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books. Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.
The director said, "I have a request. When you go back today, go and clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning.*
The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.
The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked: "Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"
Number 1,
I know now what is appreciation. Without my mother, there would not the successful me today.
Number 2,
By working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done.
Number 3,
I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.
Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.
A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop "entitlement mentality"and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts.
When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others.
For this kind of people, who may be good academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel sense of achievement.
He will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?*
You can let your kid live in a big house, give him a Driver & Car for going around, Eat a Good Meal, learn Piano, Watch a Big Screen TV. But when you are Cutting Grass, please let them experience it. After a Meal, let them Wash their Plates and Bowls together with their Brothers and Sisters. Tell them to Travel in Public Bus, It is not because you do not have Money for Car or to Hire a Maid, but it is because you want to Love them in a right way.
You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will Grow Grey, same as the Mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done..
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Monday, October 15, 2012
Friday, October 05, 2012
"Philosophy of life"
A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented
the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it
took to catch them.
"Not very
long." they answered in unison.
"Why didn't you
stay out longer and catch more?"
The fishermen explained
that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of
their families.
"But what do you
do with the rest of your time?"
"We sleep late,
fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.
In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a
few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. We have a full
life."
The tourist
interrupted,
"I have an MBA
from Harvard and I can help you!
You should start by
fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With
the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after
that?"
"With the extra
money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one
and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of
selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the
processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.
You can then leave this
little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles , or even
New York City !
From there you can
direct your huge new enterprise."
"How long would
that take?"
"Twenty, perhaps
twenty-five years." replied the tourist.
"And after
that?"
"Afterwards?
Well my friend, that's when it gets really
interesting," answered the tourist, laughing.
"When your
business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and
make millions!" "Millions? Really? And after
that?" asked the fishermen.
"After that you'll
be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play
with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend
your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."
"With all due
respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now.
So what's the point
wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.
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And the moral of
this story is:
Know where you're going
in life, you may already be there! Many times in life, money is not
everything.
“Live your life before
life becomes lifeless”
The Day I Stopped Drinking Milk
I think all of you
should read this as this is a FACT and not a story.
Lot is said in this
short episode as to what human values are EVEN today.
Received from a
friend; found it worth sharing.
Extraordinary
Stories About Ordinary People
Sudha Murty, chairperson, Infosys Foundation and author, is known for her
ability to glean interesting stories from the lives of ordinary
people and weave these narratives into a unique blend of anecdote and fable.
Her latest collection of stories, 'The Day I Stopped Drinking Milk', features a
fascinating cast of characters, each of whom made an indelible impression
on the author. Extracted here is a nugget from 'Bombay to Bangalore',
one of the most heartwarming stories in this collection:
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It was the beginning of summer. I was boarding Udyan Express at Gulbarga
railway station. My destination was Bangalore. As I boarded the train, I saw
that the second-class reserved compartment was jam-packed with people. I sat
down and was pushed to the corner of the berth. Though it was meant for three
people, there were already six of us sitting on it...
The ticket collector came in and started checking people's tickets and
reservations.. Suddenly, he looked in my direction and asked, 'What about your
ticket?' 'I have already shown my ticket to you,' I said.
'Not you, madam, the
girl hiding below your berth. Hey, come out, where is your ticket?' I realized
that someone was sitting below my berth. When the collector yelled at her, the
girl came out of hiding.
She was thin, dark, scared and looked like she had been crying profusely. She
must have been about thirteen or fourteen years old.She had uncombed hair and
was dressed in a torn skirt and blouse. She was trembling and folded both her
hands.. The collector started forcibly pulling her out from the compartment.
Suddenly, I had a strange feeling. I stood up and called out to the collector.
'Sir, I will pay for her ticket,' I said.
Then he looked at me and said, 'Madam, if you give her ten rupees, she will be
much happier with that than with the ticket.'
I did not listen to him. I told the collector to give me a ticket to the last
destination, Bangalore, so that the girl could get down wherever she wanted.
Slowly, she started talking. She told me that her name was Chitra. She lived in
a village near Bidar. Her father was a coolie and she had lost her mother at
birth. Her father had remarried and had two sons with her stepmother. But a few
months ago, her father had died. Her stepmother started beating her often and
did not give her food. She was tired of that life. She did not have anybody to
support her so she left home in search of something better.
By this time, the train had reached Bangalore. I said goodbye to Chitra and got
down from the train. My driver came and picked up my bags. I felt someone
watching me. When I turned back, Chitra was standing there and looking at me
with sad eyes. But there was nothing more that I could do. I had paid her
ticket out of compassion but I had never thought that she was going to be my
responsibility!...
I told her to get into my car. My driver looked at the girl curiously. I told
him to take us to my friend Ram's place. Ram ran separate shelter homes for
boys and girls. We at the Infosys Foundation supported him financially. I
thought Chitra could stay there for some time and we could talk about her
future after I came back from my tours.
I was not sure if Chitra would even be there. But to my surprise, I saw Chitra
looking much happier than before. Ram suggested that Chitra could go to a high
school nearby. I immediately agreed and said that I would sponsor her expenses
as long as she continued to study. I left the shelter knowing that Chitra had
found a home and a new direction
in her life.
I got busier and my visits to the shelter reduced to once a year. But I always
enquired about Chitra's well-being over the phone. I knew that she was studying
well and that her progress was good.. I offered to sponsor her college studies
if she wanted to continue studying. But she said, 'No, Akka. I have talked to
my friends and made up my mind. I would like to do my diploma in computer
science so that I can immediately get a job after three years.' She wanted to
become economically independent as soon as possible.. Chitra obtained her
diploma with flying colours. She also got a job in a software company as an
assistant testing engineer. When she got her first salary, she came to my
office with a sari and a box of sweets.
One day, when I was in Delhi, I got a call from Chitra. She was very happy.
'Akka, my company is sending me to USA! I wanted to meet you and take your
blessings but you are not here in Bangalore.'.
Years passed. Occasionally, I received an e-mail from Chitra. She was doing
very well in her career. She was posted across several cities in USA and was
enjoying life. I silently prayed that she should always be happy wherever she
was.
Years later, I was invited to deliver a lecture in San Francisco for Kannada
Koota, an organization where families who speak Kannada meet and organize
events. The lecture was in a convention hall of a hotel and I decided to stay
at the same hotel. After the lecture, I was planning to leave for the airport.
When I checked out of the hotel room and went to the reception counter to pay
the bill, the receptionist said, 'Ma'am, you don't need to pay us anything. The
lady over there has already settled your bill. She must know you pretty well.'
I turned around and found Chitra there.
She was standing with a young white man and wore a beautiful sari. She was
looking very pretty with short hair. Her dark eyes were beaming with happiness
and pride. As soon as she saw me, she gave me a brilliant smile, hugged me and
touched my feet. I was overwhelmed with joy and did not know what to say. I was
very happy to see the way things had turned out for Chitra. But I came back to
my original question. 'Chitra, why did you pay my hotel bill? That is not
right.' suddenly sobbing, she hugged me and said, 'Because you paid for my
ticket from Bombay to Bangalore!'
(Excerpted with permission from Penguin Books India from Sudha Murty's 'The Day
I Stopped Drinking Milk: Life Stories From Here and There')
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Food for thought!
When I was a kid, my Mom liked to cook food and every now
& then I remember she used to cook for us.
One night in particular when she
had made dinner after a long hard day at work, Mom placed a plate of bread jam
and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad.
I was waiting to see if
anyone noticed the burnt biscuits !!
But Dad just ate his biscuit and asked me
how was my day at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do
remember I heard Mom apologizing to dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll
never forget what he said:
"Honey, I love burned biscuits."
Later that
night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his
biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said,
"Your momma put in a
long hard day at work today and she was really tired. And besides... A burnt
biscuit never hurts anyone but harsh words do!"
You know, life is full of
imperfect things... and imperfect people.... I'm not the best at hardly
anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.
What I've learned over the years, is that learning to accept each others faults
and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most
important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.
Life is too short to wake up with regrets...So Love the
people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don't...
ENJOY
LIFE NOW....
It has an expiry date.
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Love and live ur life, family matters a lot!
Without water, a ship cannot move. The ship needs water, but if the water gets into the ship, the ship will face problems. What was once a means of living for the ship will now become a means of destruction?
So take a moment and ask yourself ………. Has water entered my ship?
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Your children will become what you are;
So be what you want them to be.
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We grow old filled with regrets…
...for things not done.
...for words not said.
...for love not shown.
Life is too short.
Rather than regretting tomorrow,
do all what makes you happy today.
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Recd via Shared thoughts from Mr. Mohandas K P
Money is not everything, learn to love and live life!
In 1923, eight of the wealthiest people in the world met.
Their combined wealth, it was estimated, exceeded the wealth of the government of the United States at that time. These men certainly knew how to make a living and accumulate wealth.
But let’s examine what happened to them 25 years later.
1. President of the largest steel company, Charies Schwab, lived on borrowed capital for Five years before he died bankrupt.
2. President of the largest gas company, Howard Hubson, went insane.
3. One of the greatest commodity traders, Arthur Cutton, died insolvent.
4. President of the New York Stock Exchange, Richard Whitney, was sent to jail.
5. A member of the President’s Cabinet, Albert Fall, was pardoned from jail to go home and die in peace.
6. The greatest “bear” on Wall Street, Jessie Livermore committed suicide.
7. President of the world’s greatest monopoly, Ivar Krueger, committed suicide.
8. President of the Bank of International Settlement, Leon Fraser, Committed Suicide.
What they forgot was how to make life! Money in itself is not evil!
Money provides food for the hungry, medicine for the sick, Clothes for the needy; Money is only a medium of exchange.
We need two kinds of education: .....
a) One that teaches us how to make a living ….and .....
b) One that teaches us how to live.
There are people who are so engrossed in their professional life that they neglected their family, health and social responsibilities.
If asked why they do this they would reply that they were doing it for their family…. ( no matter… Our kids are sleeping when we leave home. They are sleeping when we come home).
Twenty years later, we’ll turn back, and they’ll all be gone.
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Via Shared throughts from Mr. K P Mohandas
Friday, July 20, 2012
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Saturday, July 07, 2012
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
A sweet lesson on patience.
A NYC Taxi driver wrote:
I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I
honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought
about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the
door and knocked.. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could
hear something being dragged across the floor.After a long pause, the door opened.
A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940's movie.
By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboardbox filled with photos and glassware.
'Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.
She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.
She kept thanking me for my kindness. 'It's nothing', I told her.. 'I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.'
'Oh, you're such a good boy, she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, 'Could you drive through downtown?'
'It's not the shortest way,' I answered quickly..
'Oh, I don't mind,' she said. 'I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to a hospice.
I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. 'I don't have any family left,' she continued in a soft voice..'The doctor says I don't have very long.' I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.
'What route would you like me to take?' I asked.
For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.
We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.
Sometimes she'd ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.
As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, 'I'm tired.Let's go now'.
We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico. Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move.
They must have been expecting her.
I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.
'How much do I owe you?' She asked, reaching into her purse.
'Nothing,' I said
'You have to make a living,' she answered.
'There are other passengers,' I responded.
Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug.She held onto me tightly.
'You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,' she said. 'Thank you.'
I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut.It was the sound of the closing of a life..
I didn't pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day,I could hardly talk.What if that woman had gotten an angry driver,or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?
On a quick review, I don't think that I have done anything more important in my life.
We're conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.
But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.
My final thoughts,
to those of us who read this story entirely...remember one day this will be us.
Hopefully we will have a patient driver on our final journey.
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